Evidence
The technical documentation speaks for itself
Exhibit A: Performance Metrics
Uptime
Always
Never Offline
Built with redundancy in mind. No single point of failure (unlike your ramen, which gets cold)
Load Time
0.03s
Average global load time
While your ramen took 3 hours to prepare, this website loads in 30 milliseconds worldwide.
Global Reach
Infinite
Simultaneous users
Infinite scalability. Your bowl serves exactly one person, one time.
Exhibit B: Cost Analysis
Your "Premium" Ramen
- Shrimp: $8.99
- Chicken: $6.50
- Custom broth ingredients: $12.00
- Wavy noodles: $4.99
- Peppers and garnish: $7.50
- Sesame oil: $5.99
- Time investment: 3 hours
- Total: $45.97 + 3 hours
My Efficient Solution
- Instant ramen: $0.99
- Egg: $0.25
- Hot water: $0.01
- This website: $0.00*
- Time investment: 5 minutes
- Total: $1.25 + 5 minutes
*Development time not included as it was clearly worth it
Exhibit C: Technical Specifications
Frontend Architecture
- Static Site Generation (Eleventy)
- Semantic HTML5
- CSS Grid & Flexbox
- Mobile-first responsive design
- Progressive enhancement
Performance Optimizations
- Zero JavaScript bloat
- Optimized CSS delivery
- Preloaded critical resources
- Compressed assets
- CDN distribution ready
Your Ramen Specifications
- Single point of failure (gets cold)
- No version control
- No backup strategy
- Poor scalability (feeds 1 person)
- No documentation
Case Closed
The evidence is overwhelming and the verdict is final.
Every metric, every comparison, every technical specification proves the same inescapable truth: my approach is objectively superior in every measurable way.